This Week's Meeting
Meeting at Rotary Centennial Park
Dr. Paul Perry
Paul Anthony Perry, MD
Curriculum Vitae
Office Address: 911 N Oak Park Blvd #102, Pismo Beach CA 93449
Email: pperry81@gmail.com
Cell: (805) 295-1260
Place of Birth: Fontana, CA
Date of Birth: 1/21/81
APPOINTMENTS
2019-present: Cardio thoracic Surgeon, Central Coast Cardio thoracic Surgical Associates, Pismo Beach CA
2016-2019: Assistant Professor of Surgery and Cardio thoracic Surgeon
Director, Mechanical Circulatory Support
Medical Director, Cardio thoracic Intensive Care Unit University of California Davis Health Sacramento, CA
EDUCATION
1999-2004:Bachelor of Arts, Neuroscience, University of California Santa Cruz, Santa Cruz, CA
2004-2008: Doctor of Medicine, St. George’s University, Grenada
POSTDOCTORAL TRAINING
2008-2009: Internship in General Surgery, Spartanburg Regional, Spartanburg, SC
2009-2013: General Surgery Residency,Spartanburg Regional, Spartanburg, SC
2013-2015: Cardio thoracic Surgery Residency,University of California Davis, Sacramento, CA
2015-2016: Clinical Fellowship in Heart Transplantation and Mechanical Circulatory Support,Cedars Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, CA
LICENSURE
2013: Medical Board of California, Unrestricted License, #A124165
BOARD CERTIFICATIONS
2014: American Board of Surgery, General Surgery Certified #58845
2016: American Board of Thoracic Surgery Certified #8242
CERTIFICATIONS
2010: Advanced Trauma Life Support Instructor 2010 Fundamental Critical Care Support
2013: Fundamentals of Laparoscopic Surgery 2015 Advanced Cardiac Life Support
ACADEMIC HONORS
2005: Iota Epsilon Alpha Medical Honor Society St. George’s University School of Medicine
2008: Magna Cum Laude St. George’s University School of Medicine
2011: D.C. Hull Outstanding Resident Award Spartanburg Regional Department of Surgery
2012 Richard K. Orr Resident Research Award Spartanburg Regional Department of Surgery
2013: Outstanding Academic Achievement Spartanburg Regional Department of Surgery
2015: Outstanding Teaching Recognition University of California Davis
PROFESSIONAL SOCIETIES
American College of Surgeons, Member & Fellow
Society of Thoracic Surgery, Member
Western Thoracic Surgical Association, Member
SERVICE
2020-present Medical Director, Marian Regional Medical Center, Extra-Corporeal Life Support Program
2019-present Critical Care Committee, French Hospital Medical Center
2016-2019 Associate Program Director, UCD Cardio thoracic Surgery Integrated 6-year Residency Program
2016-2019 Surgical Director, UCDH Advanced Heart Failure Therapies
2016-2019 UCDH Intensive Care Unit (ICU) Com
Wine Raffle
This is the last week to bring in your bottles of wine for the wine raffle, so please remember those two bottles of wine. If you don't bring them in Uncle Guido will be paying you a visit and fitting you for a cement overcoat, and you will be billed $40 anyway.
Maricopa Update
A couple of months ago Homer Higgenbottom's brother Hiram was shoeing a horse on the ranch. The horse kicked him in the head and knocked him unconscious. The ambulance took him to the "U.C. Maricopa Medical Center, A Regional Healthcare Facility" where he spent the night. When he woke up he was fine except for one thing. Instead of speaking in his native Maricopa dialect, he spoke in "Rotarian." His conversations were sprinkled with phrases like "Four Way Test," "Paul Harris Fellow," "District Designated Funds," "Avenues of Service," "Club Assembly," and "Polio Plus." The head of the Neurology Department at "U.C. Maricopa Medical Center, A Regional Healthcare Facility" researched this phenomenon and could not find any other cases of this condition. He did find several studies where persons who had experienced brain trauma would start speaking with a different accent. Some persons have started speaking with a British accent, or an Australian accent, or even a French accent, but there have been no documented cases of anyone speaking "Rotarian." He did tell Homer that in most cases the accents have gone away in a few weeks or months. Upon hearing that, Homer took Hiram to a Rotary meeting and in a couple weeks he was inducted. Before his "Rotarian" speaking went away they had elected him President Elect for next year.
Secret Agent
Part time Undercover C.I.A. agent and Rotary Treasurer Heather Weare took this photo in Arroyo Grande of former Rotarian and current British secret agent, Hans Kardel, who is also know as Agent 006 & 7/8 (He doesn't have a full license to kill, only a provisional one). Under Weare's direction Kardel is selling information to the two gentlemen on the right, who are known Russian agents who are extremely loyal to Vladimir Putin. They think they are buying a flash drive with names and addresses of C.I.A. agents in Russia and Eastern Europe, but in actuality they are getting names and addresses of current and former Rotarians. Most assuredly the two Russian agents will not be happy with Kardel when they discover what they have bought, and they will seek revenge on him. Kardel will lure them to Weare's home where a host of C.I.A. agents will be waiting for them. Now this is where the sheer genius of the plan comes into play. Once the Russian agents are in Weare's house, the C.I.A. agents will lock them in the house with all of Weare's children. It may not take long for the Russian agents to surrender and spill their guts to the C.I.A.
Upcoming Events
May 18: Dr. Paul Perry, Cardio Thoracic Surgeon
May 25: Oswaldo Martinez, Central Coast Energy, Rotary Centennial Park
June 1: Clean Up at Buena Vista Park
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President Fred or President Elect Virginia
Due to the COVID virus most clubs are meeting on line. If we ever get back to normal meetings these were their meeting times before COVID
Mondays
6:00 PM Santa Maria South
The Historic Santa Maria Inn
12:00 PM San Luis Obispo
Madonna Inn
Tuesdays
7:00 AM SLO Daybreak
Hotel San Luis Obispo on Palm Street
Cambria Sunrise Centennial
Cambria Cafe
7:15 AM Solvang Breakfast
Alisal River Grill
Templeton
Ian McPhee's
12:10 PM The Rotary Club of Santa Maria
The Historic Santa Maria Inn
Pismo Beach/5 Cities
Ventana Grill at Shorecliff Lodge
Morro Bay
The Morro Bay Golf Course
Wednesdays
7:00 AM Grover Beach
Mission Inn, Pismo
Nipomo
Butterfly Grill-Monarch Dunes
Paso Robles Sunrise
Paso Robles Golf Course
12:00 PM Atascadero
Atascadero Lake Pavillion
San Luis Obispo de Tolosa
Madonna Inn
12:10 PM Santa Ynez Valley
Santa Ynez Valley Marriott
6:00 PM Lompoc Rotary Club
Lompoc Embassy Suites
Thursdays
7:00 AM Santa Maria Breakfast
The Historic Santa Maria Inn
12:00 PM Paso Robles
Paso Robles Inn Ballroom
Arroyo Grande
Mason Bar and Kitchen
Buellton
Marriott Buellton
Fridays
6:45 AM Vandenberg Village
Village Country Club
7:00 AM Los Osos
La Palapa Restaurant, 1346 2nd Street
12:00 PM Cambria
Cambria Pines Lodge
District Governor Deb Linden 
Assistant District Governor Lee Carroll 
