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The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. The attention span of a computer is only as long as it's electrical cord. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. All great discoveries are made by mistake.