The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as it's electrical cord.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.